Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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