everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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