Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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