There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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