Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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