Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Can't talk, ducks in the car
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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