This girl is more easily done than said...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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