So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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