you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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