Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
even my farts smell like vagina
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize