Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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