Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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