Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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