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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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(574): View more from Indiana

all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis

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(631): View more from New York

Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.

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(907): View more from Alaska

It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

Tequila.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb

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