im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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