So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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