how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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