i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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