More tranny stories later!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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