Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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