I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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