Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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