hell yes lets make some ravioli
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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