Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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