Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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