Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.