i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.