is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
