How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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