HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize