Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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