i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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