a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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