Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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