I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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