God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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