I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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