I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
