just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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