well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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