I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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