As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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