somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Its about making memories worth repressing
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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