buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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