Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize