white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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