You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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