whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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