You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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