i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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