Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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