Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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