Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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