We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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