How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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