thus making me awesome and them whores
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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