going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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